Why are these fellas panicking, you might ask. What could be so distressful? Well if you have to ask that, you obviously didn't catch Britney Spears VMA performance.
A soft, tubby Britney clomped lethargically to the beat of her newest crap music, sometimes looking dazed and confused. Normally I wouldn't mention the flab, except Britney was wearing some sort of bikini outfit. Her flab rolls were spilling over the waistband of her bottoms...the whole thing was a nightmare.
I don't even like Britney Spears, but I was embarrassed for her. What the hell was she thinking? What was anyone thinking when they went along with the whole thing?
It just boggles the mind.
Rapper 50-cent looked bewildered checking out Britney's performance.
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Britney I hearby sentence you to death.................by watching your VMA performance 100 times in a cold chair! Followed by 200 viewings of Chris Crocker crying his mascera out over you on You Tube! I know it's inhumane, but it has to be done!
I'm outta here!
I think Britney should meet Chris Crocker. I think a devoted sycophant is exactly what she needs. Except he may be crazier than her which would be a recipe for disaster concentrate. :O
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